Chance, Go Directly to Jail, Do not pass 'Go', do not collect $200

by nexxus 3 kline


"Community Chest:

Get out of jail, Free.

This card may be kept until needed or sold."

--Monopoly, (C) Parker Brothers

"Just put yer face in that scanner in front of you, and don't close your eyes." the security officer instructed. Phoe nodded and shoved his face into the contraption, he'd been through this routine before apparently. Nexx stood at the counter, waiting impatiently. They had three people to find, and enough territory to cover that they could search for millennium and not make it 1/4 of the way through. Phoe still had to submit personal information for his badge, it wouldn't take more than another few minutes for them to be on their way but Nexx fidgeted just the same.

To take her mind off of it, she wandered out the door and into the main lobby. Drunks, troublemakers, the insane and people caught in the city illegally filled the brightly lit room. Most had been sedated and all of them had been restrained in one form or another. She scanned the room slowly, trying to guess what each had done. Not an easy thing to do, at least not in this place, there were so many more illegal possibilities here than on earth, where technology wasn't as advanced and there weren't alien races from everywhere. As she watched, a squad of street cops entered from outside, two of them limping and a third carrying an inert, handcuffed body. *Guess somebody didn't want to come quietly* she thought.

She had just turned around to head back into the Registry Dept. when all hell seemed to break loose behind her. Whirling around, she saw the officer who'd been carrying the arrestant down on the floor and the erstwhile arrestant knocking out a second officer and relieving her of her sidearm. It wasn't until he turned around, scanning the room for direct trouble that she recognized him, and the realization shocked her out of her wits for a second. "Shad!" she shouted before she could stop herself. "What are you doing here? I mean, how did you get here? What the heck did you do?" she asked, still in shock at seeing him there.

"What is he being held for?" she turned to the guards that were holding him, "You can release him into my care. I'll sponsor him."

"You'll have to go to the Comm of the I.E.D. to claim him. He's here illegally, caused a big riot at the MC and he's got quite a temper. Being a shape shifter and carrying an unregistered weapon type isn't going to help his case much either..."

"Who's the Comm at I.E.D. these days?" Nexx queried. She was hoping it was someone she knew. Someone that would be willing to ignore the major offenses Shad had committed.

"Merten." the other guard answered.

"Alright." she replied. "Shad, keep quite, cooperate and I'll have you out in a little while."

For a few tense seconds Shad said nothing, and Nexx found herself wondering just how much she could do about it if he chose to make an issue out of it. *The military probably could take him down.... eventually... Maybe...*

Finally he sighed and nodded. "All right. See you later, then." He called as the officers, looking relieved, led him none- too-gently towards the back of the building.

Turning, she hurried back to the Registry to let Phoenix know they were going to have to claim Shad. Luckily he was finished, the only thing he had to do was test his new ID badge to make sure it worked properly. Having done so, as Nexx explained what was going on, they headed towards the lift.

"This shouldn't take long, we've lucked out in that I know the Comm. It shouldn't take us more than another 30 minutes to get things straightened out." she explained.

"That's good," Phoe replied. "What I don't understand is how Shad got here. I mean, what was he doing? How did he know to come here?"

"Well, I left a message for him, to let him know that Kat had been kidnapped. Since she's his Trium. Adjunct, I thought he should know. I don't know how he got here or what he was doing in the MC though." she explained. "I hadn't mentioned Chi-Lin, I didn't have any way of knowing we'd end up here. So he must have decided to join the rescue effort and ended up here on accident or something."

"That seems like a logical enough explanation." Phoe agreed. "Since it appears the Gate went down for the count, it's entirely possible that Mal attempted to get the Gate back up and running and it's possible Shad was the lucky test subject."

"I wouldn't doubt that." Nexx replied, momentarily recalling what Mal had said to her earlier in the day at HQ. It was certainly not something that had inspired her trust. "Anyways," she pushed the thought back, "It doesn't matter how right now, we just need to get him out and find the others..." she broke off.

"...If there's anything left to find." Phoe finished. "I know, the thought has occurred to me also. I don't think we should kid ourselves, it's entirely possible that they never made it to this end."

The Commander of the Illegal Entries Division was in his office, and when he heard who was asking to see him, he had them sent in immediately. "Merten! Long time no see!" she called out the minute she stepped into his office, Phoe in tow. Her first thought was how her old friend had changed; his watery brown eyes, which always used to radiate enthusiasm and an almost irresistible amount of energy were sunken-in and tired, and his brown hair was showing the first signs of greyness. *Guess the desk job isn't agreeing with him much.* His smile, though, was still the same one, caring and warm. "Nexxus! Good to see you again. How long has it been? Two, three years?"

"Seems longer, though... Congrats on your promotion, by the way."

"Thanks. Speaking of which, what can I do for you?"

"A friend of mine got arrested for illegal entry and causing a riot. I need your help to get him released. I'll take responsibility." She added telepathically, "And I'll donate those G's."

"Ah yes, the unregistered shape-shifter." He tapped a paper on his desk. "I've just been reading the arrest report. He was also carrying around an unregistered heavy weapon and made the OIC of the squad look like a fool when he nearly escaped in the lobby...." He chuckled. "I'd like to talk to him myself. Let's go and see him, shall we?"

The detention level was as hospitable as the day she'd first seen it. Harsh white lighting cast a forbidding edge on the stark grey corridor walls. Cell doors were spaced a couple of metres apart, with a guard standing at attention every ten. Nexx allowed herself to relax slightly at the sight of alertness-but- not-in-emergency. *Guess Shad's still keeping patient...*

After a brief walk they reached the door to Shad's cell. Merten nodded to the guard, who unlocked the door and opened it. Shad, in human form, was sitting on the floor in a lotus position, eyes closed, hands resting lightly on his knees. The handcuffs that had been around them were floating gently in mid- air, about half a foot from his face. As they entered, Shad opened his eyes, smiled and stood up. The shadows in his cell stopped moving around and gathered under him.

"Hello again, Nexx. Glad you could make it." Shad said.

"Shad, meet Alexei Merten. He's the commander of IED hereabouts and an old friend of mine. Merten, meet Shadur t'Kharn, triumvir Praetor of the Jihad against B'harnii." Nexx introduced.

Shad extended his hand. "Any friend of Nexxus is a friend of mine. Pleased to meet you."

Merten took it. "Likewise. Welcome to Chi-lin. Nexx has already talked to me about your situation, and I'm prepared to let it go as a first offense. As long as it doesn't happen again, that is... Anyway, shall we go up to my office and finish the formalities?"

As they exited the cell block a soldier made to handcuff Shad again, but Merten waved him off with a "Thank you, that won't be necessary."

Once back in the office Merten sat down behind his desk, while Shad, Phoenix and Nexx remained standing in front of it. Grabbing a pen and a form, he began writing. "Ho-kay, Name? Shadur t'Khorn, right?"

"t'Kharn."

"Of course. Why did you enter Chi-Lin without reporting to Registration first?"

"I was not aware that registering was required by law in this city. I don't know much about this entire dimension, for that matter. I'm only here to help save a friend in need."

"Ah. I assume that is also why you were carrying that rifle?"

Shadur nodded. So did Merten.

"Well, I don't see any reason too keep you under custody. I'll have Registration prepare an ID badge for you, and once you have it, that'll do nicely. Don't let this happen again though. Nexxus, I'm officially releasing him into your custody, so you'll have to keep an eye one him."

Nexx grinned at him. "Will do. Thanks a lot, Merten. See you around."

"You're welcome. Good luck." he replied aloud and added telepathically, "3AM, lab 73."

Once they were outside, Shad grinned at her. "That went well... Good thing you knew him."

"Oh, Merten and I go _way_ back. C'mon, let's get you an ID badge and we're out of here. Does Mal know what happened to the others, by the way?"

"Others?"

"Not everyone made it out at the designated exit point. Aris, Selvane and Kapella are still unaccounted for. Has Mal managed to contact them now that the Gate is back up?"

"As far as I know, he hasn't gotten it back up yet. He was still working on it, the last time I saw him. He did mention something about scattering, though. It's likely that they just ended up somewhere else on this planet."

Nexx stopped abruptly. "Wait a minute... If the Gateway still isn't working, then how the *hell* did you get here?"

Shad grinned his most enigmatic grin. "I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to tell you that. It pays to read a lot, though. You never know what you might learn, or where the books will take you...."

To Be Continued In, "The Great Outdoors"