Paranoia and Moonlight

by Maruchan


The tower loomed before them, a pillar of shadow against the dark luminescence of twilight. The three troopers -- Red Paladin, Brynhild, and Maruchan -- approached in the darkness opposite the rays of the moon.

Maruchan followed the other two troopers silently. Normally, they would have been talking -- or fighting -- but there was a sense of urgency and concern around the small group. Besides, they *were* on a mission.

Red stopped the other two. "The guard's out there," he whispered. "Wait here. I'll Shadowslip[tm] and try to find a way in." Maruchan nodded, although she knew that he couldn't see her very well.

"Where are you...?" Brynhild cried. Maruchan hissed slightly in surprise and motioned for Brynhild to take out her weapon. There was no sign of the guard, but neither was willing to take the chance of being found without a means of defense. It made a picturesque scene: moonlight, a mysterious tower, and paranoid troopers, clutching Vibro-Sporks.

Red returned, managing to escape his companions' Sporks. He shrugged. "No go. We'll have to go through the front door." He sighed. "There are only two spongin on duty, but they're scared of the dark I guess. The place is so lit up there's no chance of me Shadowslipping[tm] in there."

"OK," Brynhild said, "I have an idea. You need to climb up and distract one of the spongin to get him the window. Use one of those X-Card thingies, whatever makes sense to you. Meanwhile, the rest of us can waltz in and take the other by surprise."

"Not great, but it's a start. Give me about 30 second to grapple up, k?" He started up the side of the tower, while the other two went around to the entrance.

The guard at the entrance was a textbook sponge clutching a plushie dinosaur -- not the wyrm minion they had expected. Maruchan tapped Brynhild on the shoulder. "You take down the guard," she whispered, "I'll back you up if you need it." Brynhild nodded. There was no need for both of them to jump out, perhaps attracting extra attention, Maru thought. There was no telling how many more spongin were hidden in the area.

The guard looked defenseless, and was. Brynhild and Maruchan carried him to a clump of grass and hid him as well as they could. At that moment, a loud explosion echoed at the top of the tower, and Red came running down the stairs towards them.

"All right, we finished off the guards," Maruchan commented. "What now?"

"We wait," stated Red. "Wait for the next attack." He sent up a magical signal beacon to show the main group that the area had been secured.

"You have a point," Brynhild commented. "This was way too easy. If they knew we were coming, which they almost certainly do, why would they leave such a skeleton crew of guards? There must be some heavier troops coming."

Red nodded solemnly. "And maybe they did. Let me go scout it out." He disappeared again. It was a few minutes before he reappeared. "I think we have company," he reported in a worried tone of voice.

"Damnit! I knew this felt like a trap!" Brynhild exclaimed frustratedly.

"It's OK. I have a plan. Maru, you go back to camp and tell Calculus to prepare for an attack. They're about two miles away, but they're moving fast, so tell him to be ready for a fight within the hour. Meanwhile, I have some surprises to prepare." Abruptly, he was gone again, leaving his companions staring at each other confusedly.

Brynhild was the first to speak. "Don't worry about me... I'll just hold the fort until Red comes back. Believe me, I have ways of getting out of trouble if anyone finds me. Go!" Maruchan nodded and disappeared into the darkness as well, leaving Bryn on her own.


Maru wished she had paid more attention in Phys Ed the day they had watched the "How To Improve Your Speed" video. Instead, she had fallen asleep until a leak in the ceiling had forced her to wake up. Today, all she remembered was that the video host wanted her to buy his supplementary book.

[Keep running,] she told herself, [and you'll make it. Eventually.]


By now, Maru was almost completely exhausted from running and had slowed to a walk. [Where *did* those guys go off to?] she grumbled to herself. [I know I left them somewhere around here...]

[Dammit, I shouldn't have been running so long.] She collapsed into the grass with her water canteen and closed her eyes. [Wherever Calc and Thes are, they'll just have to wait.] With this thought, Maru decided to show complete disregard for their and her own safety.

As if to reprimand her for her apathy, the wind picked up and began blowing quite hard, giving her a sudden chill. Maru rolled over onto her stomach and buried her head in the grass.

She could hear, faintly, the sound of rattling. She lifted her head to look for its origin, but found that she could not see anything. Slightly annoyed, she put her head back down. The darkness advanced and pulled her in.

-TBC-